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The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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