QuotaBillsAgree, for the law is costly. - William Camden
Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary
Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke
Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound
Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey
Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz
Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane
Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a 'brief.' - Franz Kafka
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn
I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias