Hooking Penalty

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles