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Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King


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