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Hockey PlayHers

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Hockey PlayHers thanks to Keith Blake

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours. - Herb Brooks

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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Gas and Dash

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Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania

Tiger On A Roll

Men's Golf Rules

Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks

Lights, Camera, Overreaction

Rebar Walker

Leading The Way

Melted Dog

Painful Ballet

Welder's Last Stand

My Life Goal

1-800-PILLCASH

Ghetto Boat

Hungry Hiker Tree

Redneck Roof

My Last Swim In The Ocean