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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Birthquake: A woman's contractions during labor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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