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There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky


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