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Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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