Her Majesty's Service

I'm the king of the world! - Titanic

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce