Her Majesty's Service

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

I'm the king of the world! - Titanic

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Monarchy: Used to open doors in a Royal Palace. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce