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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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