Her Majesty's Service

Cleopatra: Queen of denial. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce