Her Majesty's Service

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

I'm the king of the world! - Titanic

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher