Helmet Salary

Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard