Helmet Salary

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt