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Salary inequity between opposing forces

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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