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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. - Muhammad Ali

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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