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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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