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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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