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Heart Pizza thanks to Richard Olszewski

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A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to. - Kahlil Gibran

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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