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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. - Muhammad Ali

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen


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