Harmacy

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Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler