Harmacy

Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer