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Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman
Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
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Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown
Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler