QuotaBillsThe crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell