Happy Periods

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami