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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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