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I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Be happy, and a reason will come along. - Robert Brault

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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