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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want. - Alan Cohen

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin S Cobb

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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