Happy Periods

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield