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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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