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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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