Hanging Around

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt