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Hanging Around

I think I'll hang out there for a while

Hanging Around thanks to Keith Blake

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Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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