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Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide


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