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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

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I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass


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