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Using a handicap helper to cut the lawn

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Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. - Janine Turner

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

It was my ambition all of my life to be master of the spoken word. - Winston Churchill

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same. - Unknown

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs


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