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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown


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