Handerpants
Getting a handle on brief clothing
Underwear with hand-exit strategy
QuotaBillsWho picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder
Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser
Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle
Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray
Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield
Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com