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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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Please don't draw me no diaphrams. - Archie Bunker

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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