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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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Please don't draw me no diaphrams. - Archie Bunker

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Bad dinners go hand in hand with total depravity, while a well-fed man is already half saved. - Helen Woodward

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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