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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. - Ronnie Corbett

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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