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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

Please don't draw me no diaphrams. - Archie Bunker

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. - Ronnie Corbett

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Bad dinners go hand in hand with total depravity, while a well-fed man is already half saved. - Helen Woodward

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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