#1 humor site on the 'net

Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

QuotaBills
The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bad dinners go hand in hand with total depravity, while a well-fed man is already half saved. - Helen Woodward

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Anytime a person's response is larger than the issue at hand, the response is almost always about something else. - John Maxwell

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


Diamond Ring TP

Treadmill Workout

The Three Stooges In And Out Of Character

Mask Not Your Country

Sun Protection

Multi-Motor Motorcycle

Your In America

Mexican Repair Shop

You're CuTe

Don't Be A Stick In The Mud

Wake Up Alarm

Mr. Dressup II

Gangsta

Tiring Tire

Redneck Rolling Bottle Sprinkler

Transmission Line Parallel Bars

Water Skiing in Russia

Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

Spot the Snow Leopard

Open Too Long

Rap Is Like Scissors

Ball Bait

Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich

Topping The Charts