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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

Please don't draw me no diaphrams. - Archie Bunker

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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