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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Please don't draw me no diaphrams. - Archie Bunker

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. - Ronnie Corbett

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

My favourite quotation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit. - Spike Milligan

You must not only aim right, but draw the bow with all your might. - Henry David Thoreau

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

Bad dinners go hand in hand with total depravity, while a well-fed man is already half saved. - Helen Woodward

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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