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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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Please don't draw me no diaphrams. - Archie Bunker

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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