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Halloween Surprise

Nothing like a Caramel Onion Apple treat!

Halloween Surprise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Only a ghoul would appreciate this food...

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Onion: A vegetable that builds you up physically but tears you down socially - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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