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Halloween Surprise

Nothing like a Caramel Onion Apple treat!

Halloween Surprise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Only a ghoul would appreciate this food...

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Onion: A vegetable that builds you up physically but tears you down socially - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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