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Halloween Surprise

Nothing like a Caramel Onion Apple treat!

Halloween Surprise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Only a ghoul would appreciate this food...

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Onion: A vegetable that builds you up physically but tears you down socially - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. - Sonya Levien

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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