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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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