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Grown Up Yet?

Why should kids have all the fun?

Grown Up Yet? thanks to Jim Serritella

Retire-meant years soon... time to gain back life

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Don't resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing. - Coco Chanel

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless. - Liz Smith

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Giving up at something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn't giving up at all, it's growing up. - Unknown

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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