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Grown Up Yet?

Why should kids have all the fun?

Grown Up Yet? thanks to Jim Serritella

Retire-meant years soon... time to gain back life

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Growth and comfort do not coexist. - Ginny Rometty

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Though many people regret growing old, it's a privilege denied to many. - Unknown

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless. - Liz Smith

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it. - Patrick Moore

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Giving up at something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn't giving up at all, it's growing up. - Unknown

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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