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Grown Up Yet?

Why should kids have all the fun?

Grown Up Yet? thanks to Jim Serritella

Retire-meant years soon... time to gain back life

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Growth is the process of responding positively to change. - Paul Harvey

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

If you were born without wings, do nothing to prevent them from growing. - Coco Chanel

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish Proverb

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly. - Colette

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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