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Grown Up Yet?

Why should kids have all the fun?

Grown Up Yet? thanks to Jim Serritella

Retire-meant years soon... time to gain back life

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Growth and comfort do not coexist. - Ginny Rometty

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish Proverb

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it. - Patrick Moore

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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