Grow Your Own Dope

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Every man over 40 is a scoundrel. - George Bernard Shaw

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

When a man is willing and eager, the gods join in. - Aeschylus

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

The ability to forgive is one of man's greatest achievements. - Bryant H McGill

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his sense. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A man ought to blush when he is praised for perfections he does not possess. - Wellins Calcott

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks - if we agree with him. - Mark Twain

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish Proverb

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one. - George R.R. Martin

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

What's a man's age? He must hurry more, that's all
Cram in a day what his youth took a year to hold. - Robert Browning

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly. - Colette

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett