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Man is what he reads. - Joseph Brodsky

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

You make me want to be a better man. - Jack Nicholson

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

I'm man enough to know when to scream. - Obert Skye

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds. - Norman R. Augustine

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. - Ogden Nash

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. - Leo Buscaglia

Few of us can stand prosperity - another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom. - Robert Millikan

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

A man should always consider how much he has more than he wants. - Joseph Addison

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. - Groucho Marx

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis

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