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Ground Breaking Invention

Replacing the work of many hands

Ground Breaking Invention thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Inspiration from your own backyard!

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What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. - Martha Graham

He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

To select well among old things, is almost equal to inventing new ones. - Nicholas Charles Trublet

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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