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Ground Breaking Invention

Replacing the work of many hands

Ground Breaking Invention thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Inspiration from your own backyard!

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Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Ultimately, inventing is not a committee activity. - Dean Kamen

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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