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Grasping Shirt

Squeezing into a tight T-Shirt

Grasping Shirt thanks to Keith Blake

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Speak softly and wear a loud shirt. - Hawaiian Proverb

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean


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