Granny Smith Apple
How apples show their age
QuotaBillsGrammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller
That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved. - Robin Williams
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda