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I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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