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Grandma Protection

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Proteccting your financial assets

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If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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