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I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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