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Grampoline

You have a new bouncing baby boy

Grampoline thanks to Mel Hardman

Day 1 - Easy lesson

Grampoline thanks to Mel Hardman

Day 2 - Advanced Aerobics lesson

Baby Max springs into action with Papa
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Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Grandfather: A grandchild's press agent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish Proverb

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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