Goose Doors

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller