Goose Doors

All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne