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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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