Goose Doors
For those who want to get goosed...
Animal safety at work
QuotaBillsBe an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton
Goose Pimples: Duck acne - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb
Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright
School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh
The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown
listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow
Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin
The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen
He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb
Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer
We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton
Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk
Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw
The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh
Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton
At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time
Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath
I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse
May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings
Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright
Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller