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Going Out On A Limb

Skydiver breaks sound barrier

On October 14, 2012, 43 year old Austrian Felix Baumgartner jumped from an ultra-thin helium balloon at an altitude of 128,100 feet above the Earth, landing 10 minutes later in a New Mexico desert. He shattered the sound barrier while making the highest jump ever, reaching a speed of Mach 1.24 (or 1,342 km/h).
Going Out On A Limb thanks to Keith Blake

One gigantic fall for mankind

First person to reach supersonic speed without travelling in a jet or a spacecraft

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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

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Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

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Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. - Steven Wright

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

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We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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