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GM's Scratch and Dent Sale

New position open in Oshawa for a Dentician

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

Chevy's Oshawa, Ontario Truck Plant

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

This is where the guy takes his lunch box and goes home - permanently!

This incident happened in the Oshawa CP Rail yard which ships out GM vehicles. One of the railcar men, who attaches and detaches the car haulers, accidentally unhooked a set of train cars without having the brakes applied. The Oshawa rail yard has a slight incline to it, so when the set of cars was unhooked from the engine, it started to roll down the hill. It smashed through the stop block, and then through the fence - continuing into the parking lot where GM stores the new vehicles that come off the line. Over 300 vehicles were damaged.

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I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

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The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

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A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

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Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

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