QuotaBillsAbstain from beans. - Pythagoras
Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso