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Genuine Fake Shoes

How to spot an imitation product when you really see one

Genuine Fake Shoes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When only the fakest will do!

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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