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I have an unfortunate personality. - Orson Welles

I discourage a cult of personality. - Newt Gingrich

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you! - Isadora Duncan

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: the expert is the one who is still alive. - Donal Henahan

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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