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I have an unfortunate personality. - Orson Welles

I discourage a cult of personality. - Newt Gingrich

Wild hornets couldn't drag me there. - Archie Bunker

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? - Mary Oliver

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Only those who respect the personality of others can be of real use to them. - Albert Schweitzer

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Don't make your voice loud to make others listen to you. Make your personality so loud that others beg to listen to you. - Unknown

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: the expert is the one who is still alive. - Donal Henahan

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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