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I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten


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