QuotaBillsAfford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew
Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog
No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus