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The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi


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