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The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

Look closely at the present you are constructing. It should look like the future you are dreaming. - Unknown

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler


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