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There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie


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