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Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

I am glad I will not be young in a future without wilderness. - Aldo Leopold

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer


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