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I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. - Wayne Dyer

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different. - Peter F Drucker

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

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Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

Behind Every Man

Truck Driver Birth

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Fat Friend Prayer

Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts

Moses Parting the Ice Field

Nutella Face Lotion

Men in Denim

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