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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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