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Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps


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