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I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

I am glad I will not be young in a future without wilderness. - Aldo Leopold

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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