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The future is a great land. - Unknown

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

There is properly no history; only biography. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. - Wayne Dyer

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps


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