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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Without forgiveness, there is no future. - Desmond Tutu

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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