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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Betrayal always comes wrapped up in a friendly cloak. It's one of the first things I learned in the Senate. - Kevin Hearne

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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