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The Doctor told Sven to get lots of fresh air

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He's plugged into the currant bush...
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Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

DNA is nature's own nanoengineered computer and it is well suited for solving cominatorial problems. Combining attributes is, after all, the essence of genetics. - Ray Kurzeil

The super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required. - Unknown


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