Fresh Air Computing
The Doctor told Sven to get lots of fresh air
Testing the neighbourhood bandwidth strength
He's plugged into the currant bush...
QuotaBillsCollege is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost
I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel
My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown
The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown
I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln
To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx
Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr
I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven
After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones
Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen
The super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required. - Unknown
I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump
President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall