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QuotaBillsOne forgives to the degree that one loves. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt
Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright
The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown
This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen
I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele
If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews
What is truly revolutionary about molecular biology in the post-Watson-Crick era is that it has become digital - the machine code of the genes is uncannily computer-like. - Richard Dawkins
If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams
Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan
President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall
In this knowledge-worker age, it's now increasingly tied to doing well in school so you can get into better grad schools so you can get better jobs - so the pressure to do well is really high. - Stephen Covey
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Muhammad Ali