Fresh Air Computing

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

The super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required. - Unknown

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall