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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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