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QuotaBillsOld age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer
A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson
I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern
Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown
Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle
They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx
Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton
Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown
The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb
Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck
The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus
Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel
One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi
It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth
If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato