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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato


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