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Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush


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