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Found The Food

When soothers and bottled milk just aren't enough

Found The Food thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nothing is impossible for Little Johnny

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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