Found The Food

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso