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QuotaBillsFjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com