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Food Bank Closure

Church for the rich of mind

Food Bank Closure thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A Church that has forgotten its priorities

Jesus came for the poor, not the rich
Deut. 15:7    Prov. 22:9    Luke 4:17-18    Luke 14:12-14

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All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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