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Food Bank Closure

Church for the rich of mind

Food Bank Closure thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A Church that has forgotten its priorities

Jesus came for the poor, not the rich
Deut. 15:7    Prov. 22:9    Luke 4:17-18    Luke 14:12-14

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

When we make ourselves more than nothing, we make God less than everything. - Robert Foster

The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who is without a dream. - Harry Kemp

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

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