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Food Bank Closure

Church for the rich of mind

Food Bank Closure thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A Church that has forgotten its priorities

Jesus came for the poor, not the rich
Deut. 15:7    Prov. 22:9    Luke 4:17-18    Luke 14:12-14

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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J. Hudson Taylor

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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