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A Church that has forgotten its priorities

Jesus came for the poor, not the rich
Deut. 15:7    Prov. 22:9    Luke 4:17-18    Luke 14:12-14

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

No one has ever become poor by giving. - Unknown

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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