Food Bank Closure

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis