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Jesus came for the poor, not the rich
Deut. 15:7    Prov. 22:9    Luke 4:17-18    Luke 14:12-14

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver


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