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Flower Drums

Drumming up a few landscape ideas

Flower Drums thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking one's best for spring gardens

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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