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Floor Lighting

Avoiding house obstacles in the dark

Floor Lighting thanks to Roy Taylor

Low-lights for late night seniors

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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