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Floor Lighting

Avoiding house obstacles in the dark

Floor Lighting thanks to Roy Taylor

Low-lights for late night seniors

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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