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Flight of the Ladybug

Riding the seeds of opportunity

Flight of the Ladybug thanks to Mike King

Ladybug finds cheap mode of travel

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If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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