Flatulent Speaker
Letting 'er rip during class
QuotaBillsEach day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni
His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas
The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now
I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. - Muppets
After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley
Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten