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Fish Flops

Designer beachwear for a fishing vacation

Fish Flops thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sandals not welcome at Sandals resorts

Evening sandals for a walk along, or in the beach... For pianists who want to slip into their scales

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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