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Fish Flops

Designer beachwear for a fishing vacation

Fish Flops thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sandals not welcome at Sandals resorts

Evening sandals for a walk along, or in the beach
For pianists who want to slip into their scales
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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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