Fish Flops

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith