First Driving Lesson
Driving starts at an early age in England
Mini Coopers become Mini-er
QuotaBillsAfford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek
Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley
One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper
Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright