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Fire Truck Sinkhole

Sinking feeling on an emergency response call

Fire Truck Sinkhole thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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