QuotaBillsThank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo
Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett
All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson
A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett
Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson
I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald
When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey
Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg
When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com