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Feel-Good Story of the Year

An incredible story of luck and inspiration!

Feel-Good Story of the Year thanks to Mike King

Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in the lottery and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later.

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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