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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle