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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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