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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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