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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan


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