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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren