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Fedorable Platypuses

Hats off to these adorable creatures

Fedorable Platypuses thanks to Keith Blake

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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