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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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